Meagan's nemeses

Meagan and I were watching American Idol, known as (AI) or "Idol" hereafter, and she decided that Sanjaya was to be added to her list of nemeses (plural for nemesis). So, I thought it would be important for everyone to know who some of Meagan’s enemies are in this world.

Here are just a few:

Craig Bolerjack- he is the play-by-play guy for the Utah Jazz. One problem Meagan has with him is his repetitiveness. He uses the same phrases over and over throughout the game. Her favorite phrases include: "money ball!", which he says on three point shots regardless if they make or miss, "he could be a fullback", referring to some of the larger guys on the court, "he pops the rim", almost every shot pops the rim in his opinion, even if it is a swish, and "big (steal, shot, assist, block)", the problem is every play is "big" to him. But what I really think gets to her is his non-stop talking and stating the obvious, such as "the point guard is typically the smallest guy on the court" or "all the Jazz have to do is outscore (insert opponent) and they'll get back to their winning ways". My favorite was when he said, "that kid plays like he has a tractor in his right foot!" What the heck does that even mean? Now that I think about it, he is probably more my nemesis than Meagan's.

Arvin Sloane- he is the bad guy on Alias. Meagan hates his beady eyes and how he conducts business. He is pretty cold-blooded, so it is easy to dislike him.

Pat and Vanna- Meagan thinks Pat is as dumb as an ox and if you watch "Wheel" (those of us who do, refer to it as "Wheel" because we are cool) you'll understand why. Vanna is Meagan's enemy because "she is too old to be dressing like that!" Repeated three times. Plus, if you look at the picture, I wonder where her mind is.

Sanjaya- he is currently on "AI" or "Idol". Meagan thinks he is an individual who is gay, but doesn't know it yet. This picture looks like there are flames behind him ;)

Constantine- another "AI" guy. Meagan says he's creepy. I just think he sucks. Every time she sees something with him on it she screams.

Paula- the judge from "AI". Meagan thinks she does some kind of hallucinogenic drug or maybe even two. If you listen to her reviews of contestants you'll see why. By the way, I love you, you know that right? I'm your biggest fan. You radiate and really move me, yes, you move me.

Trump- Anyone who knows Meagan knows what PIG means. Enough said.

Finally, last but definitely not least, Alex Trebek. Meagan cannot stand to listen to him talk. She thinks he is condescending to the contestants, even to the point of making fun of an over-weight guy who chose to change categories from one related to romance to another. Meagan thought it was because Alex was referring to the guy's inability to attract women. Meagan also believes Alex has the answers to all the questions. Sometimes I wonder what other conspiracy theories Meagan believes, because we all know Alex knows the answers or else he couldn't be the host! Right? Anyway, you should all watch "Jeopardy!" to see if you agree with Meagan's assessment, you also may gain some useful information.

I thought this picture would make Meagan happy, since it is Alex unleashed!

Well, that's enough for now. I'll update when more are added to the list or when I think of others.